Indeed, it gave me the
biggest thrill since my mother burst into my bedroom at the height of
the Suez Crisis 50 years ago, brandishing a buff envelope bearing the
ominous legend OHMS.
Few of the 1944-49 generation of Derby Central School
boys fail to respond to the word of command. We have had a lifetime of
practice. During the war we obeyed anybody with the slightest claim to
authority, from the air raid warden down. We grovelled before
shopkeepers, stood in endless queues while our mams worked in munitions
factories, dug the school allotment, ate all our potato skins and bread
crusts and bathed – when we had to – in five inches of water.
It was a tough war on the Home Front but it schooled
us in obedience and discipline. So, when Old Centaurs organiser Brian
Skeldon decided to beef up security by re-introducing identity cards
four years ahead of the Government timetable, his authority went
unquestioned.
In an Order of the Day, stark in its reminder of
wartime restrictions and rationing, Brian dropped a bombshell on all Old
Centaurs planning to attend the ninth annual class reunion at Darley
Park.
Left:
Old Boys share a moment with their ID Cards.
“A requirement to access the food of the day,” he
stated, “will be to produce your National Registration Identity Card, as
issued by HM Government.
“Clearly,” he added ominously, “not everyone has
taken great care of this item or reported the fact that it is missing to
the police. ”
Brian’s demand sent Old Centaurs scrambling into
attics, basements and garages, rifling battered suitcases, worn-out
wallets and ancient albums in the hunt to retrieve these precious pieces
of cardboard, first issued by the National Registration Office on the
outbreak of war in 1939.
A few, still obedient to the decree of 67 years ago,
went unhesitatingly to their cache of important family documents and
instantly produced their wartime bona fides.
They had followed the emergency instructions to the
letter:
“This identity card must be carefully preserved. You
must not lose it or allow it to be stolen. You must not allow it to pass
into the hands of unauthorised persons or strangers.”
For the rest of us, the slovenly minority, being
without papers was a ticklish business – a great deal worse than
careless talk, failing to report suspicious strangers or not carrying
your gas mask – and it meant a walk on the shady side of wartime
Britain.
In the dark corners of a nation where everything was
in short supply, there was always somebody who could fix it – from
nylons and clothing coupons to petrol and identity cards.
He was both the scrounger and the provider – the
dealer on the black market. In time, he evolved into a chirpy Cockney
character with a flash suit, padded shoulders and a rakish trilby. He
was the spiv.
He became an almost lovable rogue and into this role
stepped old boy Vernon Tomlinson, the epitome of the wartime wide boy,
to give our reunion a slice of
40s realism.
Vernon made his entrance displaying a deck of
identity cards and an armful of wrist watches. His fold-away table,
designed for a quick exit, was set up in the ancient courtyard at Darley
where Georgian society once took sedately to horse and where Vernon now
laboured, sweating like a navvy under a hot sun, a thick double-breasted
pinstripe suit and a non-stop line in sales patter.
It was a masterly performance that would have earned
him a standing ovation at any of our school concerts. His black market
selection of highly prized contraband – all from the war-time horde of
his chums – included nylons, ration books, identity cards, shell cases,
shrapnel, gas masks, chewing gum, petrol coupons and even tins of Spam.
There is not a great demand for shell cases and gas
masks in the Britain of 2006 and shrapnel no longer has the pulling
power for a great schoolboy swap. But the unglamorous women at war, who
followed the fashion diktats of Mrs Sew and Sew to Make Do and Mend,
would have killed for a pair of stockings. Even today the very word
“nylons” has a mystique all of its own for ladies of a certain
generation. The passing trade immediately recognised Vernon’s
1940s persona and hardly needed his blandishments.
“I know who you are, luv. You’re Arthur English.
Ain’t you handsome.”
Vernon, hugely flattered, offered up his greatest
prize. “’Ere y’are, darlin’, finest denier, all for you – and almost no
strings attached.”
“Ooooh, ducky, it’s 60 years since I had an offer
like that. How many pairs have you got?”
While Vernon continued to barter, the rest of us
stepped out across the courtyard away from Tony Pitman’s classic wartime
posters, variously exhorting us to take in evacuees, become a land girl,
join the fire service or just keep our mouths shut.
For the umpteenth time we crowded into our old form
room where our hosts of the last nine years, Jill and Ken Gee, of Darley
Park tea rooms, waited to serve up a feast that would have decimated our
ration books.
The atmosphere was alive with the unforgettable music
of the
40s and, appropriately, we entered to the strains of Coming In On A
Wing and A Prayer. For some of us, at any rate, the landing was a close
call.
We dined on chicken and salmon, sausages and eggs,
meringue and gateau and almost everything denied to us in five years of
war.
It merited the solemn reminder of our school captain,
Arnie Parr, that the weekly ration per person used to be: 2oz butter,
6oz cooking fat, 2oz tea, 2oz cheese, 4oz bacon and a small piece of
meat priced 1s 2d (5½p).
Food shortages were such that a new generation of “sons of the soil”
emerged across Britain in response to the command Dig for Victory. Arnie
recalls: “We all seemed to
survive on potatoes grown in the back garden. Every
lawn became a vegetable plot or was turned over to a chicken run.
“We kept chickens for eggs and meat and fed them on
potato peelings and bran. I can still smell the mixture which I took out
every day to our pen.”
Wartime slogans sprouted faster than our potato
patches and cheerfully ignoring the dictum “Is Your Journey Really
Necessary?”, the youngest and most travelled Old Centaur, John Christie
Selvey, born Christmas Day 1933, again flew in from his home in Los
Angeles.
John, who has now racked up 60,000 air miles in
pursuit of his old chums, had the privilege of giving the reunion
address and inevitably our thoughts turned to absent friends.
Sadly, year by year, our numbers diminish and the
roll of honour lengthens. We now mourn the passing of Alan Short, of
Allestree, a modest and
endearing character who smiled his way through five years of school
without making a single enemy. Typically, he never let on to his chums
that he was seriously ill.
I shared with Alan the wartime order and discipline
at Firs Estate Junior School. When the sirens sounded, we rose from our
desks and stood quietly, then on the command “Lead on”, we marched
two-by-two into the playground and filed into the air-raid shelter.
We listened to the bombers drone overhead while our
teacher, the legendary Polly Reynolds, shouted jokes above the crump of
gunfire. There was never any panic.
It is a cherished memory from an era in which the
summers were always golden and the winters crisp and white. We were
forever hunting precious souvenirs as the skies rained death,
destruction and debris.
Derrick Jubb recalls a Sunday afternoon storm when
lightning struck two barrage balloons near the
Arboretum. As the flaming wreckage fell to the ground, Derrick raced
from his home in Whitaker Street and salvaged a six-inch piece of
rubber. As a swap it was worth far more than common old shrapnel
And in a land of shortages, it was left to Don Lee to
point out that, in wartime, everything had its uses. After one heavy
raid, Don went into his garden in White Street, scooped up a huge piece
of shrapnel and carried it indoors to his father.
“Just the job,” said Don’s dad, “now I’ll stop that
blasted door banging.”
It was a triumph of English improvisation over German technology and as
Churchill would undoubtedly have said: “Some door stopper!” |