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John Stonehouse
takes the stage

John is an author, now retired in the Limousin region of France, where he writes in the idyllic surroundings around the house which he and his wife, Tara, bought bordering the river Tardoire. See details of his wartime thriller here.

By email, August 29th, 2007

Having a spare moment I was trolling again through the website, which I find superb.

In the photo of Fossey's form the third boy from the left on the front row is Bill Lapworth. He and I were friends and both went to sign up for our National service together in late 1955 and joined in March 1956. We both decided we wanted to become swimmer canoeists in the Royal marine commandos. When we arrived, they told us that there was only one place left and the Chief Petty Officer spun a coin and Bill won. The CPO told me to sit a test for the RN as he had six lads coming and he knew one would fail the test. I passed and served two years as a Radio and Radar Electrical Mechanic.

When we met up after our basic training, Bill told me that he could be a swimmer canoeist because they needed longer than two years to train one. Bill went to Cyprus and was also on the landing at Suez.


By mail, July 13th, 2007

I have just found your Central School site. I will send you, if I can find it, a copy of a photo Ron Cooke took of one of the school plays.   played Squire Serlsby in Friar Bacon and Friar Bungay; Gratiano in the Merchant of Venice as well as Mark Anthony in Julius Caesar. I remember that the cast was taken to see Marlon Brando in the recently made film Julius Caesar.

'The following are some of the things I remember from the old school days:

That Mr Morris helped with the electrics in the plays.

The horse in the stable getting it's hoof caught in it's bridle and Bill the Park Keeper successfully releasing it after a frenzied battle with the horse on it's side, flailing anyone who got near, with it's other three legs.

My first lesson with Mr Topliss when I explained that one of the things he had stated was not correct; an absolutely stupid thing to do! My mother was French and compounded this not very diplomatic act, by sending me to the next French lesson armed with the relevant part of Encyclopaedia Larousse to prove my point.

Carrying a large Billy can of hot semolina down to the canteen and Len Cooke, who was holding the other handle, jumping up and down and spilling the hot pud all down my right arm an hour before having to sit an exam.'


John as Mark Anthony

Needless to say Toplis and I never had a very close teacher/schoolboy relationship, although he did give me lift once or twice in his Riley motor car.

I was also a member of the school scout troop and it prompted me to publish my second book which will be out on 1st October this year, For King, Country and...France!

As far as sport was concerned, I remember that on the list of items to be purchased for school were a full set of whites; cricket for the playing of!

On the first occasion we went off to the playing fields across the Derwent and I was the only one wearing the full rig. This would have been fine if I had excelled in the game...I didn't and was out first ball and therefore it was extremely embarrassing.

Keith Stocks nicknamed me Emile, a name he still uses today. I think it came into his mind because of Emile Zatopec a renowned sportsman of the day.

If I think of anything further, I will send it on to you.

All the very best,

John (Emile) Stonehouse